Jesper Parnevik Pokes Fun At Caged Tiger

"Of course, we're going to have to chat," he said. "Obviously, we're going to have to compete against each other." Jesper Parnevik, AP Jan. Jesper Parnevik has just anointed himself as the “Harry Reid” of professional golf.
The way he’s been talking out of the side of his mouth about Tiger Woods lately makes fervent viewers of the game hope and pray that the peacock of the PGA manages to retain and main his pro card for a few years hence.
That way, there’s at least the prospect that we’ll get to see a pairing between Woods and Parnevik, in which the former pummels the latter like he stole something.
In the minds of many who agree that there are certain Universal man rules that one should never run afoul of, Parnevik insinuated that Woods deserved a beat down from his estranged wife, Elin, once word first leaked and then flooded about his extra-marital affairs.
Now the course jester's gone way off the tracks be saying he's not sorry for describing Woods _ who, as of now, remains married to Parnevik's former nanny _ as a complete phony in his eyes.
Parnevik, who limps into this weekend's Sony Open on a wing and a prayer of again grasping elite status, said he's spoken harshly of Woods because he takes the issue of cheating on Elin "personal".
Personal? PERSONAL?
Just imagine how personal things might get if Tiger and Jesper ever get paired up in the future. If Woods was miked up, they'd have to bleep out half the telecast. And in the press conference afterward, Tiger would no doubt gnaw on the opportunity to detail why Jesper was so inferior to begin with.
One way or another, this saga will play out.
Parnevik points to people like his wife, close friends of Elin's, who have enough intimate knowledge to break the story wide open. With friends like Parnevik, who needs enemies?
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